When I grow up
I know what I’ll be
The world's very best
Alientologist.  

It came to me one day
Looking up at the sky
Life just has to be
Bigger than me.

Discover the weird
Experience the wild
Chart the unknown 
Hey, we're not alone!

I like big dinosaurs 
Don't get me wrong
They're totally cool 
Just not my rule.

Zoo animals aren't bad
Safaris can be fun
But they can't compare
To the aliens out there.

Their freaky and fun
Wacky and weird 
Far out creatures 
With oddball features. 

Like three hairy eyeballs 
Four purple tentacles
And two computer megs 
Moving six freaky legs. 

Or maybe I'll see
Gross green goop
Oozing from its snout
Or dripping from its mouth.

Charting my course
For super sonic speed 
Beyond this galaxy's gate
Awesome adventures await!

I’ll build a spaceship
With super sonic speed
Add extra booster power 
To avoid any meteor shower. 

I'll add bionic arms 
Invisible shields 
And plenty of ammo blasters
For those unexpected disasters.

I'll soar past Mars
Spin around Saturn
Blast by Neptune 
Reach Pluto by June.

I'll bring home cool stuff
Moon rocks and star dust 
And before it all ends 
Maybe even a new friend.