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Storytime

When I Grow Up

When I grow up
I know what I’ll be
The world's very best
Alientologist.

It came to me one day
Looking up at the sky
Life just has to be
Bigger than me.

Discover the weird
Experience the wild
Chart the unknown
Hey, we're not alone!

I like big dinosaurs
Don't get me wrong
They're totally cool
Just not my rule.

Zoo animals aren't bad
Safaris can be fun
But they can't compare
To the aliens out there.

Their freaky and fun
Wacky and weird
Far out creatures
With oddball features.

Like three hairy eyeballs
Four purple tentacles
And two computer megs
Moving six freaky legs.

Or maybe I'll see
Gross green goop
Oozing from its snout
Or dripping from its mouth.

Charting my course
For super sonic speed
Beyond this galaxy's gate
Awesome adventures await!

I’ll build a spaceship
With super sonic speed
Add extra booster power
To avoid any meteor shower.

I'll add bionic arms
Invisible shields
And plenty of ammo blasters
For those unexpected disasters.

I'll soar past Mars
Spin around Saturn
Blast by Neptune
Reach Pluto by June.

I'll bring home cool stuff
Moon rocks and star dust
And before it all ends
Maybe even a new friend.
Storytime

Super and Duper

Two Left-Handed Party Poopers

Super met Duper
On the world's biggest gobbernuper.
During that ride
They sat side by side.

When most screamed at the sight
Some even squealed in delight.
But not Super and Duper
They just sat in a stupor.

Right then they knew
They'd be friends among few
While others sought fun
They wanted none.

They were the serious sort
The kind that retorts
Smiling is boring
Laughing is abhorring.

Super never burps out loud
Duper never farts in a crowd
Together a pair
For the most boring affair.

They shared the same philosophy
A party was an overrated monstrosity
There was too much noise
Useless nonsense and poise.

Jumping up and down
Is only for clowns
Singing a silly song
Is just flat-out wrong.

They absolutely agreed
They'd rather wear tweed
Enjoy the library's quiet trance
Than go to a party and dance.